March 2012
nobody is going to love me because i shit naked with the door open
2 tags
i hope the hot girl in my spanish class will notice me tomorrow
1 tag
i need to do my homework bro
if you look like misa i will buy you all the diamonds in the world
Hey girls in big flannels let me spank you
1 tag
everything takes energy
how do you even take nudes
im going to watch kungfu movies with my mom now
only 1/5 girls will let you choke her out during sex
nicklugo:
i’d slap girls for being stupid but that’d probably just turn me on
one day ill touch mays butt too
peeing with a boner is the toughest part of my middle class teenager day
queermobile:
will trade kisses for 100 ft tall mecha
nicklugo:
if LMFAO can get famous then so can i
nicklugo:
submissive girls thank you for existing
my birthday is in a month if i dont get laid i’ll lose all hope in existence
nicotinearmoires:
Yo fuck today
wakes up 2 find your mom’s boyfriend’s whiskey in your house
bad move scott, bad move
im so gay
Man all the freshmen this year still looks like 6th graders
my dash is hostile tonight hurry up and get friendly
